lifeonearth

In Eden we now have sugar and spice together. Sugar is sweet.
Corrine is sour. Sugar cries at every turn. She cries when she
does well, she cries when others don’t eat while she eats at
exile, she cries for Ace. Sugar cares. Corrine is insulting someone
at every turn. She is smug and hates Sugar and Susie.  She
wants to stab Susie in the face. She cannot stand Sugar.
Corrine cares about  Corrine. Sugar has been thrown into
poo poo several times and each times she finds diamonds.
She was sent to exile and found idol. She wasn’t picked for
a team and avoided tribal council while eating fruit at exile.
Others starve while she gets sent to fantasy island and
eats and sleeps good. She is never at camp yet doesn’t
miss out on food, shelter or strategy. She stinks at challenges
and gets immunity handed to her. She shrugs and gives up
in challenges yet she is so sweet no one cares. Her opponents
want her around and her allies need her. When her tribe
needed her in a challenge - each time she failed and directly
caused the loss. But you can’t hate her. She is sweet and caring.
You can’t help but like her. Corrine has been riding the bandwagon.
She has skated so well she could go to a roller disco and dance
to the theme song from Xanadu. She has never had to worry
about being booted. Someone was always less liked or weaker
and she has had good allies since beginning. She is middle of pack.
She is invisible in challenges as she doesn’t shine nor suck
horrible at them. Ace, Dan, Randy, and Marcus carried her and
last week it was Matty.  She is negative. She has had the least
amount of camera time of women (seems even Michelle had more
and she was in one episode) and usually it is anti-sugar or anti-susie.
She lost Susie from her tribe but gets Sugar back to hate on again.
She is in perfect skate position. She has numbers if her tribe stays
and bigger targets  (like Randy) for her enemies if no tribes. She
is sour and uncaring. You can almost see Emperor Palpatine telling
her the dark side of the force is strong within her. Fear leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to the dark side of the force.

Eden is a funny place.

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